Jordan Hearn

A Jordan Hearn is a stick skinny non muscular 16 year old cunt. A Jordan Hearn is a virgin for the majority of his life.

God that Jordan Hearn is a virgin cunt

by Jordan Hearn May 14, 2015

Jordan Day

Jordan day is a day on June 3rd where we represent all the Jordan's out there. it is for the loved Jordan's. we all love a Jordan:)

Someone: "Did you know its Jordan day?"
Me: "Omg it is?! I have to post and tag a jordan"

by llamagirly243 June 3, 2020

Jordan Parise

the older brother of NHL player, Zach Parise. Jordan is a goalie, and is the son of legendary J.P. Parise

Chico Resch: And that's Zach Parise's big brother out there, Jordan Parise, filling in for Marty Brodeur in net tonight.

by Super Swedes December 7, 2010

jordan miller

the most prettiest, nicest person ever :)

jordan miller helped the old lady cross the street, thats how nice she was

by james kilam December 11, 2010

Michael Jordan

the man who made the idiots above this jealous

by rab August 20, 2003

Brown Jordan

Having to take a huge dump

Man, where is the toilet I got a brown jordan

by Toothevt February 13, 2010

Jordan Love

The most talented QB of all time.

NFL Fan: Wow this Mahomes guy is so good!

Enlightened Packer fan: Yeah I know he is such a Jordan Love!

by Berry Mccociner December 2, 2020