the Wicker Chair Theorem

People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.
(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)

Me: Where is the TV?

My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.

Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!
by tiffany0128 April 29, 2011
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Abdullah Chair

A chair used to accommodate or position a person—typically in voyeuristic or fetish scenarios ("Aka the act of cucking")—in a way that allows them to observe intimate acts involving their partner and another individual.
"Why do hotels rooms always come with that weird chair that by itself and facing the bed?"

Oh that's the Abdullah Chair
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Jared on the Chaired

Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.
Be good! Jared on the Chaired is watching!
by notoeduw December 21, 2024
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fast chair

when you be fuckin sum bich in a library and dip the fuk out after u nut and sit on a chair with a book and act like nothing happened
Bro did u fast chair that chick
by DenewProfit February 16, 2018
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Dentist chair

Bukkake party. But the person taking the fat load to the face must be wearing a 1996 Gazza shirt whilst laying down
Me and my mates have my girlfriend the dentist chair last night
by It’s coming home 2021 July 11, 2021
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Chair Rave

To take ecstacy or similar synthetic drugs or even possibly methamphetamine while at home by self or with two to three friends and just enjoy yourself as apposed to a traditional rave at a club or similar setting.
I was at home chair ravin and was rollin out da frame with lisa and molly. {Chair Rave}
by samsonjonesblack November 22, 2013
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