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Wordle Tax

The price you must pay to post your f*^king Wordle score to social media. Typically that's chugging 1 drink (beer, wine, or shot) and posting a video of it as evidence to the same social media account you're using to share your score. Nobody really cares about your wordle score and would prefer to see you pay the tax. Don't post your damned score if you're not willing to pay the tax!
I post a video of me chugging a beer every morning to pay my Wordle Tax. My family thinks I'm an alcoholic but really I just want to show off my score.
by The Ant Christ March 27, 2023
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Taxes

Doing it with your spouse while your family member is watching/ wants to play
Hey stop found your taxes in front of me it's getting ridiculous
by Bowjwhabahwnehs July 30, 2016
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Girlfriend tax

Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.
Girl: give me your hoodie
Boy: why?
Girl: its girlfriend tax you have to
by MissingJrn April 17, 2024
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women’s tax

Women’s Tax is a term for the things that society pins on women to do involuntarily (like not paying taxes per say) to not feel ashamed, manly, or “gross” that only apply to women i.e. having to shave nearly your entire body almost every other day-
Women 1 - I really wish I could grow out my body hair and not feel ashamed about it!

Women 2 - Yeah, I hate women’s tax.
by georgiatrue January 22, 2020
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Big head tax

The extra tax charged to arrogant snooty big heads up their own arse that buy stupidly expensive things (e.g. cars)
Oh look at that big head Dave with his brand new Audi R8..
Reply: Wonder how much big head tax he gets charged for owning that..
by Shellie_G September 22, 2021
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Taxi Tax

The fee or favor you charge your friends when you DD (designated driver). Usually in the form of taking said friends beer and/or snacks as “tax” for being his DD.
Friend 1: “Hey! Why are you eating my chips?”
Friend 2: “Taxi tax.”
by KrustyWeiner420 August 22, 2021
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fanum tax

when someone takes part of your food that you bought with your own money.
"YO WHY DID YOU TAKE MY FOOD"
"Remember the fanum tax🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯😝😝😝"
by anonymous November 25, 2023
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