the term for when you drink so much tequila you start hearing your walls serenading you with "A thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton. In a mariachi fashion, also hanging from this sombrero are rusty fish hooks with raw goat meat the source of this goat meat is unknown. But legend has it the Chupacabra leaves it. Kind of like a really fucked up tooth fairy. Good to note that your name usually ends in -ita, -ito, if you have multiple first names, or your name is consuela.
Bro I got so schwasted last night I think I hit a salty sombrero: and yes I did cry when my walls serenaded me.
by The Branch November 30, 2010
Get the Salty Sombreromug. A legendary rapper that we all once knew through the mere images of salt and obedience. His Negroes, help support the salt industry and provide conscience coincidental cooling for his brittle thoughts and understandings of the rap industry.
Example 1: "Hey kids! It's Salty P, ain't no niggas finna mess with me!"
Example 2: Salty P quotes: "Ar-ny P, hen-nes-sy, that's why they call it a no-torious B"
Example 2: Salty P quotes: "Ar-ny P, hen-nes-sy, that's why they call it a no-torious B"
by Dr. Love69 November 19, 2011
Get the Salty Pmug. 
person: "i heard you been gettin fucked in the butt man what the fuck"
salty balty: "boy shut the fuck up wicho oily fat gorilla toes"
person: "alright damn, why you gotta be such a salty balty"
salty balty: "boy shut the fuck up wicho oily fat gorilla toes"
person: "alright damn, why you gotta be such a salty balty"
by pussydestoryer123 August 9, 2016
Get the salty baltymug. a girl is giving her guy head, he comes in her mouth, she spits his come on a hotdog (somewhat like a condiment, ketchup, relish, etc.) and then he eats it
by PearlintheClam December 9, 2008
Get the salty mcdougalmug. by karen masters May 1, 2007
Get the salty phonemug. by salty kid March 30, 2015
Get the salty bitchmug.