Acting Onions

Acting in a silly manner in much the same way a short girl with a streak of blue hair acts.

Damn she be acting onions

by watchova April 7, 2024

Onion

1. Someone or something that tastes so spicy (even if it did not comes from an onion plant) that it makes want to vomit
2. A vegetable that comes from the onion plant
3. An ounce of a drug

1.Jack's friends licked him and said, "Bruh, you're an onion," even though he was a human.
2. This onion is spicy.
3. This bottle has 5 onions so it weighs 5 ounces.

by DictionaryGuy5000 April 7, 2019

Onion Effect

A phenomenon in which a person's odor is so potent that it causes others' eyes to burn and tear up, much like the effects of cutting an onion.

The new hire quit due to his onion effect!

by milkdrinker October 10, 2025

Dumping Onions

Having a poor diet being reflected in the flavour of one's semen.

Oh Christ, Rick! What have you been eating? You're dumping onions

by Deschain1985 June 11, 2022

beefy onion

Gross moldy and squishy penis that catches you by surprise.

Dude, did you see Jeremy's beefy onion?

by What8888 March 10, 2017

Long Onion

Beautiful long onion that keeps to themselves and enjoys a good potato.

Long onion is kinda chonky

by longbananacocaine May 25, 2023

Found Onion

a piece intended to be read without mirth but that could easily be published in The Onion; accidental satire

There are so many unintentional sexual puns in this article that it's hard to take it seriously. It's a Found Onion.

by schmub October 16, 2014