Minge

Pronounced: MiN-jE
A noun similar to the word retard and cunt. Tracing it's origins to the ancient Swedish god, Mingermon.

Guy: James, what's your name
James: You F*ckin minge

by JenningsPissey November 29, 2017

Minge miffed

Caught in a fleeting feeling.
Bruised feelings.

Similar to butthurt.

Shes minge miffed after the bouncer wouldn't let her in the club and called her ugly.

by Emceenuget May 20, 2025

Minge

A funny name for a woman's vagina most commonly used in the UK or England.

"Wow, the last time I saw you, you had a nice, proper tight minge. Now your pussy looks like a rag doll that was a children's homess center reject!"

" Don't be mean! Just because I choose to be a loose, cum dumpster doesn't mean you can shame my body! How dare you!"

by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022

Minge

'Minge' is a UK (British) slang word for a car/vehicle

Eg.
"Wow Amy I love your minge
"Thank you what colour is your minge?"
"My minge is white"

by British.slang December 30, 2022

ming-serve

An oral news service where someone publicizes the shitty details and news of all of his friends to all of his other friends.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Sam's girlfriend dumped him?"
Person 2: "I got the ming-serve. Of course I heard it."

by karpis March 11, 2014

Minge

A minge is a hairy vagina

When I saw Justin’s sisters minge I nearly screamed

by Bighhhhh jake June 9, 2018

shming-ming

killing or harming someone. used in a joking manner. can be used as "shming-minging" someone.

P1: If you go away I will shming-ming you.
P2: Noo,haha

by Kweentoos April 1, 2023