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Lil Retard

The older brother of lil weirdo and is equally as fucking retartded
lil weirdo: wanna go rape a cat?
Lil Retarda: Sounds fun
by bjfg January 7, 2020
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Age of Retardation

A period of time beginning at roughly the start of the year 2020 of the Gregorian calendar, continuing through to the present time and into the foreseeable future.
In this brave new Age of Retardation, Tesla Motors Inc. can be worth more than all other auto makers in the world combined, any personal set of political and social ideologies must be dumbed down and simplified into one of two catch-all buckets, and the cessation of usage of any language that might offend the most easily offended person is more important and pressing than, say, preventing hundreds of thousands of African children from dying annually of diseases for which we have long had effective treatments, such as malaria.
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quasi-retarded

The electrician installed the light switch incorrectly. Although the light still turned on, the switch didn't fully click in the upright position so therefore is quasi-retarded.

The throttle cable on the old ford doesn't fully retract causing the engine to idle at a higher RPM. It's quasi-retarded.

The billing system is quasi-retarded. It accepts debit cards initially, but not after you try a new debit card. Customer service insists they don't accept debit cards.
by Ontological June 24, 2018
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Moving Retarded

When one's action reflect that of a retarded person
I'm off the Molly, the Xan, the Lean, That's why I'm moving retarded - Pop Smoke (Welcome to the Party)
by The_Woo November 4, 2021
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dietary retardation

1.What happens to people on a very strict diet (especially vegans or anorexics) due to lack of nutrients or calories. Symptoms include stupidity, irrational behavior, and going ape shit without frequent meals of approved food.

2. Why granolas can be so irritating and hard to be around.
Sheila: "What's up with Jenny? She flipped out on me for no reason yesterday, and she keeps acting like Smeegul from Lord of the Rings with that bag of organic trail mix."

Kevin: "I think it's because she went vegan recently."

Sheila: "Oh, I get it. Dietary retardation."
by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 4, 2010
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retard siren

When the retarded kids at school run around shouting shit that is incomprehensible and the staff don't care
Person 1: Well, there goes the retard siren again.

Person 2: Damn, that's the third time today.
by GoldeyLerks January 21, 2017
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lil retard

by bjfg January 7, 2020
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