Self-Retardation

The act of of making unintelligent decisions redundantly causing a self-inflicted retardation.
"Josh wasn't born mentally handicap, he suffers from self-retardation for repeatedly seeing girls illegally."
by jbiddle August 21, 2011
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Retard Vibes

Those songs that make you want to do retard dances or retard vibe. The first retard dance was created by my friend (who gave me permission to mention him) named Gethin. A retard dance is a dance where you let your body go funky and move to the beat. A retard vibe is the solution that comes from retard dancing / silly man moments and listening to retard vibe songs such as "Woah Oh Oh" by Zombie nation. I created the word Retard Vibe after listening to this song and standing up and letting myself go funky funk. Trust me, I knew exactly what it felt like the first time, you will just have to experience it for yourself.
Friend: What are you doing bah?

Me: Retard vibing
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's where you sit down and vibe like a retard or you do a silly man dance.
Friend: So it's just a dance?

Me: NO! It's a vibe, a solution that comes after dancing.

Friend: Ok, I get you know.

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by MatthewBLongNeck November 19, 2019
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gummed retard

When you eat out a woman's pussy and start to raspberry inside of it and she becomes retared by the pure pleasure. ( A virgins idea )
"I gummed retard my girlfriend last night" "You're a virgin and single Tyrone"
"Shut up bill"
by Ali5guy February 28, 2019
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lil retard

hey lil retard why are you so fucking retarded?
by bjfg January 07, 2020
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Lil Retard

The older brother of lil weirdo and is equally as fucking retartded
lil weirdo: wanna go rape a cat?
Lil Retarda: Sounds fun
by bjfg January 07, 2020
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Retarded Meatball

"Look at that fuckin' meatball over there!"

"James is such a meatball."

"Fuckin' retarded meatball."
by JeggyTactical November 02, 2017
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retard alarm

is when a person doesn't think straight
Can i eat a plastic? no you retard alarm
by retard alarm December 17, 2015
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