pine cone painting class

is the class that special sam takes and doesnt even paint the pine cone right but gets a pat on back and 1/2 a point for trying 1/2 a point counts for a 100

sam got 3 points and 2 pats on the back today for trying in 6 subjects

by PNGS October 21, 2004

Ice Cream Paint Job

Boston Cream donut with no chocolate on top

I want a box of Ice Cream Paint Jobs and one large coffee please with cream on the inside.

by babie bear November 6, 2009

Whatever paints your wagon

Another way of saying "whatever works for you.

see "whatever floats your boat"

Rob: What are you doing?
Mike: eating mokey brains
Rob: Eh, whatever paints your wagon

by Rob Fiznoz June 11, 2005

Paint his lover's dick

1) When a gay guy doesn't wash his arse, shit ends up on the partner's dick

This dude like to paint his lover's dick.

by sexcsam2007 July 14, 2011

Ice Cream Paint Job

Its when a girl sucks a guys dick, has the cum in her mouth, and starts sucking another guys dick with it in her mouth.

Last night I this threesome and this freaky girl gave us an ice cream paint job

by YaDigg123 September 19, 2009

ice cream paint job

A sexual act in which a man intentionally ejaculates on his sex partner's (either sex) bare skin. Referred to as a "facial" when done to the face.

That song's about an ice cream paint job.
An ice cream paint job sounds gross.

by RainbowRider May 9, 2010

to paint houses with Morgan

Any of several licentious and crude sexual acts that take part between two men - one always being African American, and the other caucasian. Refers particularly to Morgan Freeman and his illicit affair with a house-painter in the mid-80s, although it may be used more generally.

Hey yo Zaqir, me'n my homies been eyein' yo' tender brown ass for a while and been wonderin' if, y'know, ya might wanted to paint houses with Morgan sometime. Chya!

by Harlequin boy August 25, 2010