nascar night

A night off from the old lady.
When one refines himself to his bedroom and watches porn until his ball sac is empty/sexual fantasies are complete.

woman: what are you doing tonight baby? i'm bored.

Man: nascar night bae. screen is sticky, can't scroll. ttul.

by dayrock27 December 23, 2013

night agent

*Telephone rings*hey chicken farm house

*Night Agent* yes sir police are on there way

chicken farm house is *code* for the Night Agent

by sombodycrazy April 17, 2023

night hiking

A new-fangled slang term for 'looking for a party.' Usually used in the context of college students and frat parties. Don't use when speaking to the grandpa friend.

"Cassie invited me to go night hiking in Boulder on Friday night, so you'll have the room to yourself this weekend!"

by chlorophyll September 22, 2017

night wood

morning wood...but it’s at night.

Samantha: *enters the room*

Me: damn I gotta hide this night wood

by diabettt April 27, 2021

mommy night

A period of time when a mother gets set free of the mother title and duties. A period time where she can not be forced to change diapers, bathe, feed, put child to sleep, get another drink of water, scare away monsters, or anything else that follows the call of 'Mom...?!?' She is free to leave the home and do whatever is pleasing and stress relieving as the aforementioned 'Mother' perceives.

The mom went out for her monthly mommy night with her friends. Leaving her child/children at home with their father/caregiver

by tarajco4 May 9, 2014

Fliblefloble Night

An evening when everyone cooks for themselves. People what they want, when they want.

I don't feel like making dinner for everyone. It's fliblefloble night.

by kbacha September 25, 2018

night taco

Night taco 🌮

When you need that midnight snack 😏 Nothing else will satisfy your hunger like a juicy nights taco👅

Let me put some of my sour cream in your night taco.
She has the best night taco around town.
Give me that night taco with all the works.
Cole"I want a night taco"
Robin"mmmm... come get your midnight snack , it need some of your sour cream"
😏😍😉😏

by Livelovealways May 13, 2018