N-17 now

A typical word used by selston high school lads to describe nathan pickard as having a boner

N-17 now is nathan having a boner

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the now and later

knocking a person out during doggystyle coitus and ejaculating on the back of their head.

"the now and later" consists of riding a girl doggystyle, right before you finish, punch her in the back of the head, rendering her unconscious, then ejaculate on that very spot, that way when she comes to later, and feels the back of her head, theres a nice suprise waiting

by captain mcfrick July 26, 2009

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Hum Now

A splendid, spectacular exclamation used to replace the phrase “Fuck yeah!”

Often used in a celebratory manner following an amazing performance or action.

“No way Beattie just detwigged that kid 🫨 … Hum Now, Beattie!”

by Coochiegripper420 May 8, 2024

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Everyone is Twelve Now

A social theory describing the phenomenon where adults in American society display the emotional maturity, decision-making skills, and behavioral patterns of twelve-year-olds.

Origin: Coined by Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer on Bluesky) as a "unified theory of American reality" that went viral on social media in 2025.

Example 1: "Did you see how that guy threw a tantrum when his coffee order was wrong? Everyone is twelve now."

Example 2: "'Everyone is twelve now', she complained, when in response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, 'Your mom did', and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: 'Your mom'."

by patchmonkey October 17, 2025

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Go to Heaven now

Why would you not want to? Why would you not want to go to heaven immediately?

Hym "Go to heaven now. Killing children is the only way to save them from sin. They are innocent now but THEY WILL SIN EVENTUALLY. And then it's forever fire."

by Hym Iam October 23, 2025

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