by sweether44 February 25, 2011

by world girl pbs kids April 15, 2020

by internet internet December 20, 2020

need to say no more
Someone approaches you in the street for a donation of some sort...
response: sorry I am poorer than a country mouse. it get the message across.
response: sorry I am poorer than a country mouse. it get the message across.
by The Original Country Mouse March 23, 2011

"Now, are we men or are we mice?"
"I'd actually prefer to be a mouse, but that's just my opinion."
"You were supposed to say men, you halfwit-"
"I'd actually prefer to be a mouse, but that's just my opinion."
"You were supposed to say men, you halfwit-"
by finn for the win July 27, 2018

It's bad enough to get accepted into the Mickey Mouse Club, but what kind of kid wanted to get in to the Mickey Mouse Club and got rejected?
Kid hoping to get in the Mickey Mouse Club- Fuck the Mickey Mouse Club, they wouldn't let me in.
Other kid- I've never heard you talk like that before today, the day the Mickey Mouse Club wouldn't accept you. Don't give up though, the Goofy Academy might still have room for one more.
Other kid- I've never heard you talk like that before today, the day the Mickey Mouse Club wouldn't accept you. Don't give up though, the Goofy Academy might still have room for one more.
by Solid Mantis January 24, 2021

by mooseknuckles69 October 31, 2024
