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Michael

Michael is the type a man to stick his dick in lawnmower and cry when it hurts. Like bro shut the fuck up. He has no life, no friends, nothing. He’s also probably either Red Headed or Blonde. He will talk about girl in your face, and is a lying cheat. Do NOT find a Michael.
Girl 1: OMG look it’s Michael!

Girl 2: Girl no do NOT! Michael is an asshole!
by lxserings December 5, 2021
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In love with maskeen
back off...
I mean it bitch
damn Michael and maskeen are so hot
by cracked at valorant December 5, 2021
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He’s absolutely mesmerizing. Being on the phone with him will send chills through your body. He is kind and respectful. He’s very loving. He is very funny. He is an introverted extrovert. If your his girl he will make nothing but time for you , but in return be the best for him. Make sure you don’t hold him back from his goals. He is the kind of guy that you wont have to tell what to do because he is going to do it. He doesn’t know it but he’s perfect. He’s an even better friend because his loyalty is real.
Can’t do better than with him

Cuz Michael got skills
by Stinkbutt444 December 7, 2021
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A boy in high school who has three girls always with him and is living the absolute dream.🤪
Dammmmmm he has 3 girls with him he’s so a Michael
by omg ideklol December 21, 2021
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Hates his first and middle names, (Michael, Avinash), disliked
Michael Avinash has a jocking addiction.
by Huejass December 22, 2021
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Honestly I’m a MICHAEL and I can be a pretty big dick to people so if you are a depressed MICHAEL who is a dick too you ain’t alone
Oh shit it’s MICHAEL “fuck this shit I’m out”
by The depressed guy January 2, 2022
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Michael is always the boy that gets a lot of praise and attention but doesnt think anything of it. Always looking ahead, but a caring soul who will take care of a special someone if they are worthy.
Michael is very sexy.
by ChugNus January 7, 2022
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