shower mouse

The revolting mass of hair that lingers under the shower plug, rife with rotting conditioner. The small visible hairs at the top of the plug being merely the tip of the hideous foul smelling iceberg.

I tackled the shower mouse today. Dealing with that shit makes me want to shave my head...

by NWAS January 20, 2017

Pajama Mouse

Like a wolf in sheeps clothing, Pajama Mouse is a derogatory name to call a cat; as if the cat is just a mouse in the cat's pajamas. Mostly used when the cat is being an asshole, and meant to demean.

Davey! Stop licking my toe with your poop breath, you Pajama Mouse!

by Ballistic Lemon January 24, 2017

cooch mouse

A Tampon.

Goddamnit hun, close the bathroom door! The dogs got a used cooch mouse again.

by Teh Moose February 8, 2017

The Mouse

Other Word for Disney.

"The Mouse really fucked the Star Wars Sequel up."

by internet internet December 20, 2020

Sexy Mickey Mouse

Sexy ass Mickey Mouse. End of November fun.

"Why did you nut in November."
"Oh, my b, it was sexy Mickey Mouse."

by The Guy from MN November 16, 2021

Mickey Mouse

adj: undeserved, fraudulent
First used to describe the Los Angeles Laker's NBA Championship won in 2020.

That was a Mickey Mouse win because the other team's best player was injured.

by lemickeyratio October 3, 2021

Cheddar mouse

Someone who is like Jillian Flood

JILLIAN IS A CHEDDAR MOUSE

by jwdriscoll October 28, 2021