Instead of trying to pull the tv remote close to you with a broom handle, why not just get up?
Naa, im just using lazy effort.
. I.e. trying to complete a task in a way that needs more effort, just to be lazy.
E.g. jumping to get something off the top shelf instead of getting the chair.
Naa, im just using lazy effort.
. I.e. trying to complete a task in a way that needs more effort, just to be lazy.
E.g. jumping to get something off the top shelf instead of getting the chair.
by The Universe is Purple January 9, 2019

by skittlesbreath October 19, 2018

Having a day of doing absolutely nothing. Usually accompanied by a pack of Doritos, tracksuit bottoms and a laptop.
by thisistheonlynamethatisnttaken September 15, 2017

by Draco Left January 17, 2021

A phrase that makes losing a game of hangman impossible when playing with one guesser. This is due to the usage of every letter in the English alphabet.
Person 1: Hey, you up for a game of Hangman?
Person 2: Definitely!
Person 1: Ok, the category is...
Person 2: seriously? You’re mistaking Hangman with Wheel of Fortune. No hints.
Person 1: Fine. It’s not like you can possibly lose anyway.
Person 2: I hate you. It’s “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog,” isn’t it?
Person 1: How...?
Person 2: I’m a computer geek. I use it to make sure my keyboard is working because it contains every letter of the alphabet. And the only thing that makes it impossible to lose at hangman is if you have a phrase that has 18 letters out of the 26 in the alphabet in the least. Eliminating mistakes completely is a low blow.
Person 2: Definitely!
Person 1: Ok, the category is...
Person 2: seriously? You’re mistaking Hangman with Wheel of Fortune. No hints.
Person 1: Fine. It’s not like you can possibly lose anyway.
Person 2: I hate you. It’s “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog,” isn’t it?
Person 1: How...?
Person 2: I’m a computer geek. I use it to make sure my keyboard is working because it contains every letter of the alphabet. And the only thing that makes it impossible to lose at hangman is if you have a phrase that has 18 letters out of the 26 in the alphabet in the least. Eliminating mistakes completely is a low blow.
by Arael, Nature Incarnate September 25, 2019

by pisspenis March 28, 2024

Using your body in such a way that there is less effort in your everyday actions, making it easier to perform those actions and less painful. Through learning a practice such as Feldenkrais, we can gain a body awareness of how we move our bodies. Gokhale and Alexander method help too.
I’ve perfected my efficient laziness, now I rarely drag my feet when I walk.
Now that I’ve learned how to use my whole body to use my pen, my hand doesn’t hurt anymore when I write essays.
My pain and inflammation has gone down because my nervous system is using efficient laziness and not putting as much strain on my muscles.
I was the oldest man in my martial arts tournament but I did THE BEST and beat everyone because I learned efficient laziness.
Now that I’ve learned how to use my whole body to use my pen, my hand doesn’t hurt anymore when I write essays.
My pain and inflammation has gone down because my nervous system is using efficient laziness and not putting as much strain on my muscles.
I was the oldest man in my martial arts tournament but I did THE BEST and beat everyone because I learned efficient laziness.
by Amelia Starling May 2, 2019
