clay lay

when you blackout on your grandmas bed with a log of shit on your chest.

Caleb: You guys wanna go to my grandmas for some beers tonight?

John: Only if I can get absolutely fucking clay lay there!

Caleb: Bet!

by jnichols5 August 11, 2023

in lay

Presently and actively having sexual relations with another member of the human race.

Steve: Yo John, how's that new girlfriend of yours?
John: We're in lay...so that's good.

by PlanetMaker October 1, 2011

Lai lonni

Lai lonni is a beautiful person with great personalities she loves her friends and family she likes popcorn alot and her favorite thing to eat is salt and weres makeup and a pink cowboy hat with a light up tiara on it that works when it wants to so loe4tikjrfdvnijdfsnsdkj;n

LAI LONNI IS BISEXUAL AND MY BEFWIEND OIUXHUWIHDBIHW

by racheal like toes February 22, 2021

Laying a cable

British slang for taking a shit

“Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”

by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018

laying eggs

To make a large amount of money over a short span of time.

I've been totally laying eggs at my new job! I can afford a new car already.

by nutfinder69 April 28, 2024

lai in

a small person often has big facial features
and is often of eastern nationality
funny and a good friend
often the only sibling

wow thats so lai in of you

by mountain dew 12345 May 2, 2011

Laying Bacon

Sleeping with a cop

I heard Kyle was laying bacon after his arrest

by Crumstealer September 18, 2025