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Jessica

Jessica means is a 2022 meme based on how Matthew William Vega gotten scammed and rejected of 22,000 dollars. Which lead to him getting rejected from Chase Bank. So to cope with the trauma he made a Jessica Chase Bank meme. Which is a fictional character from today matrix where Matthew states he really miss Jessica. It’s also based on a real unknown person who created his first bank account from Chase. It’s also in a video game called Ultra Bianca Revenge of Chase. Jessica is so sexy and works at Chase Bank.
Jessica is so sexy I hope I get my Chase Bank account back.

Jessica I’ve been rejected so I’m going to become a Mattnoply.
by Mattolina LLC November 15, 2023
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The "Jessica"

A Jessica is that partner you try to break up with over & over & over but you just can't shake 'em. You don't want to push back too hard because, well, she be CRAZY AF!
"I thought Jeff was single again, but the "Jessica" answered his phone & said he can't come.out with his boys.
by Thewritegirl November 17, 2023
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Jessica

A name that just screams married at twenty
Female: why did you change your name?
Jerome: because Jessica screams married at twenty.
Female: Damm you rite.
Semi inspired by (class of 09)
by N-doggster January 2, 2024
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Jessica

Jessica is very passionate and hands down or on "lol or no hands whatever you prefer. She is a giver and wants you to recognize the things she does. She will love you to the ends of the earth and will cross the universe to find you if your lost.
Jessica is always on her @ game
by Jblondebombshell January 17, 2024
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Jessicaitis

Medical condition in which one is unable to make eye contact with Jessica when near.
What’s wrong with you?
I have Jessicaitis. Can’t even look her in the eyes when she’s near.
by Hedgehogsloth January 20, 2024
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Jessica Jachts

A girl who belongs to Jaiden Fuda
Yea she’s hot but she’s Jessica Jachts
by Fuda January 28, 2024
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Jessica Beattie

Jessica Beattie is an amazing bestie who loves Wanda fanfiction and likes to stop her dog humping things. Stay away unless you want to catch the gay.
Oh no! There’s Jessica Beattie! Run away!! She is reading gay!!
by anonymouspeep333 February 4, 2024
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