faggot built

A man who pretends to be tough but knows he is actually soft as a faggot on the inside

I had to check this faggot built nigga tryin to play hard in front of his boys

by godchef May 25, 2010

faggot fuckface

A gay asshole who walks with a tampon stuck up his ass, has a VERY small penis, and uses every girl he dates.

"Did you see that faggot fuckface?"

"Isn't Michael such a faggot fuckface?"

by fall_for_me March 6, 2014

mega faggot

A faggot thats really annoying

Rudi is a mega faggot.

by RevenGhost August 8, 2019

Faggot Cat

A parody of the song, "Robot Cat" by Logan Whitehurst

On Channel 27 at a quarter to three,

I saw the craziest thing that I ever did see
No cash, no check, no C.O.D.,

so I called them with my credit card, quick as could be
Nobody better get in my way

I got the package in the mail today!
I popped all the bubble wrap and threw it away

Now I'm learning Japanese so I can read what the instructions say

There was a bag of nuts and bolts and screws

It didn't say which screwdriver to use
I don't know what the radiation warning's about,

but hey, that's okay; I can figure it out!
Four legs, rubber bands, sprockets and gears

Laser beam eyes and microphone ears
Put it all together; what did I see?

I saw a faggot cat looking right at me

Well, it slices, it dices, it catches the mices

It's got a stock ticker with the Wall Street prices
Knows how to sew, cook, play the guitar

Say, it even put a new transmission in my car
It's got a titanium cranium, chip in the brainium

Pentium? Best representium
Pour in the eggs, milk, syrup, and flour,

'cause the faggot cat needs pancake power

When I say fag, you say got. Fag, got, fag, got.
When I say got, you say cat. Got, cat, got, cat.
Word to the F to the A to the double-G to the GOT to the C-A-T
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, cat
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, caaaaaaat

by Telephony May 29, 2016

gaylord faggot

a kid who takes pictures of himself with peace signs and has a medically fascinating small penis (the size of a tic-tac). pretends he has a girlfriend who does not exist.

"Hey did you see that kid Evan?"

"Yeah, he's a gaylord faggot"

by heymynameisdaddy March 29, 2010

Faggot Orbiter

A FAGGOT ORBITER: A guy who orbits around your girl for months or maybe years in her friendzone buying her shit waiting for that opportunity and procrastinating, once you're away, he won't even have the balls to ask her out but maybe she'll use him out of desperate, to get the validation she lost from you, thinking it'll help.
Usually he has NO other options so he'll say yes, the ultimate consequence of this interaction is loss of attraction asa another Alpha male shows up.. Fuck the backstabbing FAGGOT orbiters. (Funny enough I talked about this in the video without even knowing).
I've just added this definition to Urban Dictionary.

She hooked up with a faggot orbiter just to get over daddy , thinking it'll help but it'll never help

by Daddyhimself3 January 20, 2017

faggot gatherer

someone who gathers faggots, or wood. also used to refer to asshole bikers.

those turds on those harleys over there are such faggot gatherers.

by Mark0889 November 6, 2009