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farm fresh fairy

A homosexual male that has recently come to a more populated area. They come directly from the farming community they liveds in there whole lives and usually go nutZ when first free in the "big city".
Dude, That guy is a farm fresh fairy, I don't care if he is fixing your lawn mower I wouldn't let him in the house.
by jerm Mckay June 26, 2005
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Tooth Fairy Surprise

When a girl scrapes her teeth on a guy's penis, hard enough to hurt him. So he cums in her mouth. And then he grabs her head and chin slamming her mouth shut, chipping multiple teeth.
This bitch was sucking my dick and scraped it with her teeth, so hard it hurt. So I gave her a tooth fairy surprise.
by Rob's the man, brah. October 4, 2010
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Good Idea Fairy

The high pressure person who always thinks they have a better idea than everyone else. As a result, nobody wants to work with them.

Origin: US Military
Why didn’t we carry those boxes like the sergeant said? Then we wouldn’t all be in trouble!
Oh yeah, it was that good idea fairy who logiced her way through it and decided we didn’t need to.
Well that’s just great. Everybody thank the fucking good idea fairy for all that logic that nobody cared about in the first place.
by Das Erlebnis February 1, 2022
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tik tok fairy

TikTok fairies are girls on the app TikTok who lift themselves up on a desk or a table and pretend to be flying. This is often posted with the caption "see i am a real tik tok fairy!!!"
Brittany: "Oh my god! Jess! Did you see Avery's tik tok she posted yesterday? Avery is a tik tok fairy! Let's ask her to fly for us!"
by yourniggademarcus March 22, 2020
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Felt Tip Fairy

Take this to the felt tip fairy.
He is a felt tip fairy.
by Dr Smith, Dbn April 13, 2011
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fairy fuck land

The place that you reside in when you are living in a state of denial.
Mary thinks that she is all that. However, if she came back from fairy fuck land for a little while, she would realize that she is frumpy and out of fashion.
by Jennifer Chandler December 12, 2008
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