mad cow disease

Also known as Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis (BSE). It affects the brains of cows, and somtimes sheep too.

I wish curry would get mauled by a cow with mad cow disease

by Evil Tim September 20, 2003

slapped cheek disease

a mild rash illness that occurs most commonly in children. The ill child typically has a "slapped-cheek" rash on the face and a lacy red rash on the trunk and limbs. Occasionally, the rash may itch. An ill child may have a low-grade fever, malaise, or a "cold" a few days before the rash breaks out. The child is usually not very ill, and the rash resolves in 7 to 10 days.

Although we would expect slapped cheek disease to come from chronic incidence of being a jerk, it is actually caused by the human parvovirus 19.

by MintyLeila September 23, 2005

Red-Blue Disease

(Noun) A disease which is for no reason considered an STD, occurs when people watch the youtube video "Red Blue" by Andy Milonakis. Symptoms are randomly saying "red blue" all the time. There is no cure to the Red-Blue Disease. It can only be spread...

Person 1: "REEEEEDDDD BLUE"
Person 2: "Oh my! I think you have red-blue disease! Should've used a condom."

by jewdewd18 August 27, 2009

Sonny Bono disease

Sonny Bono disease is when you die in a way that you have to be totally rich to die in.

Similar to John Denver syndrome, but without Muppets.

Did you hear that Winchester died of Sonny Bono disease? He drank Bordeaux until he could no more.

by Eptin October 20, 2007

Chincy Lewis Disease

A human that is known for being reluctant when spending ones own money.

“Why isn’t he drinking his own beer?”
“He has Chincy Lewis Disease”

by maccam September 3, 2021

horizontal surface disease

Someone who has trouble keeping horizontal surfaces neat. Desks become a place for papers and books to accumulate; couches become a breeding ground for coats, purses, and junk.

OMG, did you see her house?? She has a major case of horizontal surface disease.

by bandcampgirl183 December 28, 2005

katyjane disease

wen a girls pussy s so bushed you cant even find your way around. it stinks like fish 2!

that damn kel-c, she gots da katyjane disease!

by terrell October 13, 2003