Wilson-Cooper 2026

proposed gubernatorial-lieutenant gubernatorial ticket proposed by SC political consultants for Alan Wilson and Jordan Thomas Cooper

Wilson-Cooper 2026 will be the first racially diverse gubernatorial ticket in SC history.

by Coop Dupe January 20, 2020

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Mini Cooper

Mini Cooper is an adorable car with a fashionable driver behind the wheel. Unreliable but zippy, this vehicle may leave you stranded on the side of the highway but by God you will look fucking Euro trash cute with the hood up and your thumb out. Don’t talk bad about this car when you are within earshot because as soon as you do it will go all “Christine” on you, locking the doors and emitting numerous check engine lights that can only be cleared by the Gods at Mini Cooper themselves. Mini Coopers make you smile when you see them on the road because they are cute and you aren’t the one dealing with the constant headache of a BMW manufactured engine.

I saw a Mini Cooper broke down on the 80 and couldn’t get over the how perfectly symmetrical the racing stripes were.

by LynnyO September 25, 2020

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Cooper

Cooper is tee most amazing guy you will ever meet. He has all the boys crushing on him, and he flirts with them too. But he usually is only thinking about one boy all the time, the boy he truly cares for. If you hurt the people he loves, then you better watch your back. He’s the class clown, who can make a person smile within a few seconds of talking to them. Cooper has a dark secret on the inside, but covers up the sadness with his humour. His blue eyes and blonde hair have the boys come running. If you ever meet a Cooper, NEVER let him go for as long as you live. Love Cooper with everything you have.

Wow, that guys SUPER funny!

Yeah, the name Cooper fits him!

by LizMBX1 November 25, 2021

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