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Loaded Cannon

When a person doesn’t shit for a day or two and have to go badly and begin to explode shit all over a unexpecting person who can be asleep.
Dude I wanna do a loaded cannon on Jim tonight
by Cream master December 1, 2021
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cum cannon

When your dick squirts too much cum on a girl
by Dino Dick Dave April 12, 2019
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PJ Cannon

A fat, out of shape piece of shit. Who would typically take 30 minutes just to take a shit and stinks the hole bathroom up. Typically ways about 300 pounds and when talked about they say they don't way much more then the person who brings it up.
That dude is a, "PJ Cannon"
by DavidSlave September 7, 2021
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Cannon

Cannon is a amazing person, and is always there for you when you need them! They also have the fattest ass. They are the best boyfriend to have they will make any other man that sees them jealous. They are caring and loving. And can keep secrets and will also make you laugh when you need it
by Chloebiggersc October 3, 2021
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Cannons

The busty blondes you’ll find on the eastern and western coast. These are the girls who are tanned up, and possess rather large and round breast.
Wow! She has a pair of cannons!
by the beard of knowledge January 22, 2022
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Ketchup Cannon

Right before a man ejaculates he sticks a needle down his urethra to make it bleed,thus turning his semen red.
Mitch was going hard till he felt the girl he was with was in need of the all mighty armstrong cannon V3,aka ketchup cannon.
by Revan El Canutilo March 10, 2018
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Big Cannons

Term used to describe a female with a pair of large breasts.

The term was coined by Kenny Powers in the HBO show Eastbound and Down when referring to his ex lover (April Buchanon) who possessed a pair of large breasts.
“Hey Big Cannons (April), who’s the new dude?”
by T C Ellis May 22, 2025
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