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Basement beard

This type of beard is located in the genitalia region. Typically basement beards consist of dark, usually curly coarse hair, aka pubes. It is not recommended that men with traditional facial beards, and women with basement beards, engage in cunninglingus activity.
"Hey babe, for Valentine's Day, I trimmed my basement beard into the shape of a heart for you"

^that's love right there
by Dault December 17, 2013
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Rear Beard

Hair on the asshole that appears similar to that on the face.
"I've got a rear beard going on"
"My rear beard catches the little bits of shit"
by Dayturnal92 October 14, 2014
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chicken-bearding

Attempting to pick up a member of the opposite sex when the chance of success is 1 in a million ("So you're saying there's a chance?"). For example, your buddy gets rejected by an out-of-his-league hottie at a gas station while his friends laugh at his chicken-covered-beard.
Having departed KFC after drunken spring break binge, your buddy gets laughed out of the gas station after attempting chicken-bearding.
by batmap October 15, 2014
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Brew Beard

The fetish of sucking beer from pubic hair, not only only from the face, by any gender.
Julia wanted Herwid to grow his beard longer so she can engage in her Brew Beard fetish.

Jack loved letting it go wild down there so his lover could go to town with a red Ale in his ginger nuts.
by Brew Beard September 9, 2015
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divorce beard

A beard a newly separated or divorced man grows in order to show that he's young, hip, cool. Sometimes, but not always, accompanied by a manbun.
"What is on Joe's face?" "Oh, he's just growing a divorce beard."
by Lucretia Maxwell December 27, 2015
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Cat Beard

A lonely and grouchy woman with multiple cats and furry face.
Be careful, Cat Beard is on the warpath - someone must have taken her razor.
by Cat Beard April 2, 2016
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butthole beard

Where your butthole is so hairy it must have its' own beard.
Yo did you see his butthole beard? It looked like his butt cheeks had buckwheat in a headlock!
by PieKnee May 8, 2016
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