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butthole ryan

someone who sends pictures of their butthole to women
butthole ryan just sent me a picture of his butt”
“ew”
by olafthesnowman123 August 14, 2022
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professional butthole smacker

Homosexual proctologist; peanut butter loving service dog
Bro my proctologist just put his finger in my ass!
Yea man he's a professional butthole smacker
by Ass man719 August 27, 2022
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butthole peeker

Where a strange man comes into your house peeks at your butthole to see if your clean/have wiped thoroughly.
I heard that Hudson Frensley got peeked by the butthole peeker, hopefully he won't peek me!
by olive oil12 September 11, 2022
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poopy butthole

and toilet paper gets stuck up your ass with a shit attached to it then it gets sucked up so toilet paper and shit is up your ass
i had a poopy butthole happen yesterday
by mommymaddie September 15, 2022
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butthole snacher

A known criminal from ohio with upwards of 10,000 victims .
The Ohio Butthole Snacher was seen .
by Thebuttholesnatcher September 19, 2022
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Butthole juice

From a long day with physical labor. Your ass obtains sweat and anal secretians
I worked so hard today. I had tons of butthole juice
by H€rb$ September 23, 2022
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Butthole Jones

People who acquire the nickname butthole Jones are not people who should like themselves. They usually are on the narcissist spectrum, are very selfish, and are major pussies or cowards. They want everyone to like them, but people like shit. They would never tolerate being treated the way they treat others, and If someone were to give them a taste of their own behavior, they will then become the victim and seek sympathy. They bathe in any time of positive behavior towards them no matter how small and take it to heart to try and build their ego. They act like they love themselves, but they don’t, they hate themselves and if they don’t, they should. Butthole Jones’ are never happy with what they have and are constantly looking for better because they feel they are entitled to it and never care who they hurt along the way. They are takers and want the best of everything. They may have characteristics that label them as a male, but they never will truly act or earn the title of a man. Butt hole Jones’ also identify as straight, but teeter on the side of enjoying butt joke activities with their own and others. They’ll be in constant denial about wanting to explore other genders sexually because again, they are cowards. These Butt Hole Jones folks want so badly to be viewed as high class and loved by all but act in a way that earns them the treatment of moldy old shit on the bottom of a shoe that was worn by an upright pig that fucked your dead grandmother.
Butthole Jones was taking a shit in the stall next to me and he was crying because everyone hates him and he will die alone covered in shit because he stretched his own butthole out with his ego and fingers
by jerk dick September 29, 2022
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