tan asian

A blatently pale asian female who visits the local tanning salon 3 times a week; Or a Philippino.

"Have you met my friend lucy?"
"The girl from mexico?"
"No, she's from Hong Kong."
"Really? she's one hell of a tan asian"

by Wolfman1981 January 5, 2008

asian beard

A few stubbles of hair coming from the chin.

"Hey man I see you haven't shaved in a few days, nice asian beard!"

by ibanez966 January 31, 2006

the asian persuasion

A Asian woman that is the equal perception of a nympho..

Asa akira-the Asian persuasion

by #easycheesy# September 18, 2013

Asian-Fit-In

When a man with uncomfortably small penis moves to ANY Asian country to fit in with the sexual competition

Guy with normal sized dick 1: Did you here about Robert?
Guy with normal sized dick 2: No, what happened?
Guy with normal sized dick 1: After his last pick up, he was obliged to do an Asian-Fit-In.
Guy with normal sized dick 2: So the rumors were true!!!
Guy with normal sized dick 1: He's in a better place now.

by OurYouthAtLarge August 6, 2012

Grass Asian

1. to cut together two or more pieces of film/ footage that have nothing to do with each other

Carl: Hey Greg get me some film for this Grass Asian.

Greg: Ok Carl what do you want to be on it.

Carl: Greg! It's a Grass Asian it doesn't matter.

by freshfilm November 19, 2010

Asian Spring

An unseasonably warm winter. It's like Spring came early. Like an Indian Summer (warm autumn).

"What a beautiful Asian Spring we are having on this February day!"

by Runner Girl 6 May 1, 2012

Fa-asian

This is an asian that was born in asia, but was then adopted by americans. When seeing a fa-asian you first see that they're asian.

Stereotypes that come to mind

1. Straight A's
2. Uber smart
3. Obsessed with gaming

The truth

1. Super athletic and involved
2. An average student
3. Really hot girls

Stereotypes that mix with truth

1. Small penises
2. Amazing at break dancing
3. Love techno and trance
4. Short (generally, some are average)

white guy- hey, why is that asian kid in our algebra class?
white girl- he's a fa-asian, he doesn't have to be smart.
white guy- ohhhhh, i see.

by reef it up June 4, 2009