April 24

National rape day?No dude it’s the battle of the joshes.I hope josh wins

Hey josh are you going to the josh fight on April 24th

by SKU•_•lly April 25, 2021

April 9

National Send your gf neckpics day!

Hey john its April 9! that means you have to send me neck pics!

by Dolll666 April 9, 2021

April (Abril)

A very sweet person who is also SUPER FING PRETTY 😍

April (Abril) is the best person LIKE EVER <33

by parispuppyxoxo December 15, 2021

April 24th

National “smack a bitch if needed” day. If anyone tries anything to you, make sure to beat the shit out of them EXTRA hard. Remember, it’s self defense.
Stay safe <3

Someone: “Hey we should hang out on April 24th... It’s national ra-”
You: “-Oh you mean April 24th? That’s national smack a bitch if needed day, and guess what? You’re the bitch.”

And then you smack the hell out of them <3

by idontknowwhyimalive April 23, 2021

April 16

National touch hands or hugging day.

Yo go hug your girl its april 16

by Smd bitchhhhhh April 15, 2019

April 26

A day where some girl was born. She is so outgoing and veryyyy sassy and loud.

April 26: someone amazing birthday

by 62727188- November 2, 2019

APRIL 15

You are such a goddamn bottom
Jesus

Get a boyfriend

Ooh damn
I’m born April 15
I’m a bottom now

by Petshisthebest October 18, 2019