April 9

Tell your friend who wants to fuck you, “to go fuck off” day.

Hey Dan, “I know I’m hot, but you’re married, so fuck off!”

April 9

by windsockwilly April 8, 2021

April 24

National rape day?No dude it’s the battle of the joshes.I hope josh wins

Hey josh are you going to the josh fight on April 24th

by SKU•_•lly April 25, 2021

April 24th

National “smack a bitch if needed” day. If anyone tries anything to you, make sure to beat the shit out of them EXTRA hard. Remember, it’s self defense.
Stay safe <3

Someone: “Hey we should hang out on April 24th... It’s national ra-”
You: “-Oh you mean April 24th? That’s national smack a bitch if needed day, and guess what? You’re the bitch.”

And then you smack the hell out of them <3

by idontknowwhyimalive April 23, 2021

April 16

National touch hands or hugging day.

Yo go hug your girl its april 16

by Smd bitchhhhhh April 15, 2019

April 4

National cuddle with your girlfriend/boyfriend day <3

April 4 is a day to go and cuddle with your boyfriend/girlfriend :)

by XOXOGOSSIPGIRL<3 April 2, 2022

April 9

National Send your gf neckpics day!

Hey john its April 9! that means you have to send me neck pics!

by Dolll666 April 9, 2021

April 21

if it’s your birthday on that day that means everyone has to give you $2-5 or more 😋😋

“hey it’s april 21, you know what that means 🤠.”

by sabinoshhhhh 😋 January 17, 2020