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Real Tomato Hours

The counter to real sadboy hours. to start, put a tomato in a boiling pot of water and do stupid shit until the tomato melts, like snorting garlic powder.
this is effective at parties that last until 5 am.
"are you boiling a tomato?"
"wait, its real tomato hours"
*chugs a gallon of vinegar*
by TheWordManDan November 9, 2018
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Biscuit Memorial Hour

The hour(18:00-19:00 GMT 20th November) in which we take the time to remember all the biscuits that have been lost over these countless years.

Whether they were dunked too far and were lost to the deepest depths of the beverage, or if the biscuit was cruelly dismembered, it's crumbs floating on the surface.
"I hear by declare that 18:00-19:00 GMT every 20th November is officially Biscuit Memorial Hour" -The Queen Of England

"Oh I do just LOVE to celebrate Biscuit Memorial Hour, don't you?" -Adhesive salesman.

"What? You don't celebrate this glorious hour?! For shame, for shame.." -My Underpants
by MunnaMunna April 1, 2009
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6 hour shift

The act of adjusting a south facing and utterly uncomfortable boner into your waistband.
"You'd better do a 6 hour shift before you present your powerpoint."
by middlenameskip June 26, 2012
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masturbation rush hour

The time where no one is home and someone is coming home and your masturbating
Jim was having a good time during masturbation rush hour right before his family came home
by u lose May 11, 2015
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real thot hours

The time were all the true thots get all of there thoting out of the way
Girl its real thot hours ima go get my shit done
by Thot patrol August 23, 2017
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24-hour curfew

Day and night, for weeks, the streets had been empty, businesses, schools, restaurants closed, no one allowed to step from their front doors, everyone forced to obey the 24-hour curfew.
by Monkey's Dad March 16, 2020
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single nigga hours

Its single nigga hours at 3 to 7
by TookAnL September 27, 2017
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