Mouse Pussy

A small, tight vagina (pussy)

"Damn I tried to fuck last night, but it wouldn't go in!"

"Why?"

"She had a mouse pussy"

by SweetCookieCake August 14, 2019

golden mouse club

Elite Group of Treasure Coast LaN party members...

Roy is not in the Golden Mouse Club...

by fookme April 19, 2004

cooch mouse

A Tampon.

Goddamnit hun, close the bathroom door! The dogs got a used cooch mouse again.

by Teh Moose February 08, 2017

Mouse Whiskerin'

When a persons nose hair becomes visible on the outside of the nostril it resembles tiny mouse whiskers. Most extreme cases are commonly seen on the elderly, where the whisker length can reach up to 4 inches.

n. "Check out the mouse whiskers on Grandma!"

v. "Looks like I'll be mouse whiskerin' today."

by Word Burglar December 31, 2009

Texas Road Mouse

Common to urban areas of Texas, it is defined as a young, shy prostitute.

1: Did you see that Texas Road Mouse?
2: Yeah, tried to hire her once, but she was so shy I had to ask for a refund

by Hjabajbabhaba September 02, 2017

Mickey Mouse's Obsession

Mickey Mouse's Obsession is when you like hot dogs. It is called Mickey Mouse's Obsession because he made a song on how much he likes hot didgety dogs.

Person 1: Dang, I have a case of Mickey Mouse's Obsession.
Person 2: THE FUCK BRO YOU HIGH?!

by Flugalug October 16, 2020

one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...

by Trousermouse December 12, 2017