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fart barnacle

Chunks of fecal matter that stick to the side of the toilet after an explosive fart. This usually happens during the course of a massive dump.
What a dump! Those fart barnacles are never coming off!
by NoodleDoodler February 6, 2014
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Peen fart

Peen fart is the word describing any intolerable act affecting the reproductive areas of he/she/them.
Oh he shot me right In the coochie, what a peen fart.
by PeenMantheRealOne August 5, 2020
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Fart Recon

When you are sitting at your desk and you fart, followed by breifly pushing away from your desk, leaning down and smelling it to see the level of intensity and odor. Also to judge whether or not you should probably leave your desk.
Gary, I just dropped a bomb at my desk, but I did a quick Fart Recon and it's OK, I don't think anybody will notice.
by norminat0r June 23, 2012
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Stealth fart

This is when someone else near you farts and gets caught and you fart so that everyone else thinks it was the other person again.
I had to (fart) so bad luckily Billy farted really loud so I could let out a stealth fart.
by Fartgenious June 7, 2011
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Bakewell Fart

The smell you might find in a bus on a hot day filled with local scudders, hoodies and kappa slappers. Very reminicent of the almonds found on the top of Mr Kipling's finest, or a biscuit tin that hasn't had the stale crumbs tipped out for eleven years or so.
Let's wait for the next bus, this one is full of funguffers and stinks like a Bakewell fart
by Scritty April 14, 2010
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Pumping farts

The art of engulfing air with your bum and retaining it and then squeezing it to create a fart. This is a skill that will make you be able to release earth shattering farts for unlimited times. Sometimes those vile ass fumes will not be coped by the average human.
Man1: Hey did you hear my fart
Man2: Yeah it was quiet I’ll teach you how to be pumping farts. Their loud
Man2: *FARTS*
Palm tree: *Flies away*
by Thefume1010 April 21, 2019
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Aussie Fart

A fart of any duration which ends on a higher note than it started, therefore giving it the air of a question.
''Hey dude, did you say something?''
''Sorry mate, it was just an Aussie fart.''
by Grimblette September 5, 2016
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