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corona cry

A cry/sob/single tear that was produced by anxiety over the coronavirus, quarantine, and its effects
When I found out that I wouldn’t be able to see my friends for a month, I had a good corona cry.
by whateverlol March 15, 2020
mugGet the corona crymug.

bi once, cry often

Refers to where --- merely out of curiosity --- you initially dabble in same-gender romance on just a single occasion, but then all of da local drag queens and other gender-indefinite weirdos descend on you for "solace 'n' smooches".
Da first word in da term "bi once, cry often" can also be realistically altered to be spelled da same way as da original "purchase something of good quality and it will last a lifetime, and thus da only thing dat you will ever feel unhappy about regarding said item is its high price" ditty --- if you actually "take da moocher-enabler plunge" and BUY a single item for a budget-impaired individual, said favored spendthrift will immediately crow about his unexpected windfall to his fellow local deadbeat no-accounts, and then you'll soon have all of THEM swarming around you either looking for cash handouts or begging you to buy THEM desired objects, as well.
by QuacksO July 21, 2021
mugGet the bi once, cry oftenmug.

happy crying

Crying from an intense earthshaking orgasm
dude my girl was happy crying after we did it last night
by shEsHErxOXo June 23, 2023
mugGet the happy cryingmug.

my penis is crying

when you're bladder is so full it feels like you're penis is cryong
I NEED TO PEE SO MUCH PEE AHH MY PENIS IS CRYING
by ballsackmcgee420 May 14, 2025
mugGet the my penis is cryingmug.

Crying hero

Crying hero, sometimes referred to as "Goofball" is a slang term for the combination of the polydrug obtained through mixture of methamphetamine and heroin (fentanyl can be used in place of "hero" albeit with a higher risk of overdose) as means to differentiate it from the common mistake of confusing "Crying Hero" (Winter storm, Goofball, Numb/Encore, frostbite, or simply Heroin & Meth) with "Speedball" (Meth & cocaine), due to Crystal's synthetic composition being more dangerous & addictive than Cocaine's natural composition, which causes an increased chance of overdose as well as other medical problems including you hire percentage of fatality. Crying hero also can be achieved through IV or "snorting" (Inhalation through nasal passages) whereas The common definition of "speedball" refers to usage by means of IV only.
"I didn't have the cashflow to throw a speedball, so instead I tried crying hero, and he is only getting louder"
by Måsådå September 21, 2020
mugGet the Crying heromug.

Crying Irl

very sad and depurshun
raymond made me start crying irl
by BaconPog June 20, 2021
mugGet the Crying Irlmug.

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