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National Have Sex With A Tyler Wearing Red Day

If you see a Tyler wearing the color red, on April 20th, you must have sex with him if you are a girl rated 8 or above.
"Oh it is national have sex with a Tyler wearing red day, let's go fuck a Tyler together."
by Lilythe10whojustfuckedTyler March 26, 2021
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National Ignore Someone Who's Been Ignoring You Day

April 18th Ignore someone who hasn't opened your messages then replies with an urban dictionary definition of National Send Nudes Day
"Listen Brad I'm not sending you nudes today, it's National Ignore Someone Who's Been Ignoring You Day"
by Cuurah April 18, 2020
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weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.
dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3? bro is a goddamn weave nation-certified!
dude 2: yeah, bro is DEFINITELY him.
by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024
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National hug your crush day

national hug your crush day on June 7th. make sure to hug your crush!
*hugs crush*
crush: what was that for?
you: it’s national hug your crush day haha
crush: *hugs back*
by hug your crush June 5, 2022
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National Send Your Boobies Day

March 6th, the one day a year you can finally see the nipple of that girl you've been wanting to see but never had the excuse or the balls to ask
Me: Do you know what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: Well in that case I guess I have to send you my boobs
Me: I don't make the rules, I just enforce them

You: *Sends Boobs*

Me: Wow! Great Tits
by . March 6, 2023
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National Run Over A Child

One September 9th you get to run over children (not me though).
Me: It’s September 9th

My friend: Oh yea it National Run Over A Child day hop in!
by Hyper103 August 20, 2021
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national sex day

On June 14th you can have sex with whoever you want and get away with it
Just go to a party and tell people it’s national sex day.
by eat peen April 13, 2019
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