National Fuck Day

Have sex on November 20th

Yeah, I’m about to fuck my girlfriend on National Fuck Day.

by Dickridah3000;) November 20, 2020

National Ask Your Crush Out Day

National Ask Your Crush Out Day is where whoever you ask out, has to say yes. If they say no then you can slap them :D Then show them this. Congrats.

"Will you go out with me? Cant say no, its NATIONAL ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT DAY."

by Kool Kid Drip April 9, 2021

National flex your muscles day

April 19 is when you send a friend, partner or someone you trust a picture of you flexing ur muscles.

*sends a picture of big booty flex*

wow! Happy national flex your muscles day! Here is one too ;)

by Nukemaster69 April 19, 2022

National slap ass day

National slap ass day is a day where anybody can slap anybody ass but only on aug 16

Oh boy can’t wait for national slap ass day

by datcookie_tez August 15, 2022

national cherub day

a day for cherubs!

is today national cherub day?

by rosepetalsxx April 6, 2023

National blowjob day

You gotta have a blowjob on the Last day of school it happens because you are hella horny and your gf or the gayest kid in school will suck you off for free

Dan-hey baby wanna suck me off before the summer no one will know its national blowjob day
Jalee-okayy let me see

by Ybv with the tea May 3, 2019

one nation

When a person wears and repeats the use a particular item all the time.

Mehn these my blue trousers have become one nation.

by Omoyemi T May 10, 2008