cock kramp

when you stick your dick into a 400 pounders ass and let her sit down on you for an hour. You then let her shit on your chest and rubs her tits on it then you lick it all off.

go do a cock kramp

by bid gyu February 1, 2017

Cock wobbled

An item that is out of position, out of place or broken, sideways, crooked, just not right

That part were never work or fit in there it's all cock wobbled...

by PB W2 February 7, 2017

Lord cock less

An important position in a business venture or other organization, which holds no actual authority, and is as a result, disrespected

Lana: bruce is going to be pissed that you left work at 20 to 5...
Kriss: tell lord cock less to eat my ass. I make my own hours up in here

by Silky Cohen February 8, 2017

Cock nibbler

A person who likes to nibble on penises

Wow that Guy is such a cock nibbler

by Bonobo123 February 9, 2017

Cock rocks

A game thats played with friends that involves sliding poprocks candy into the urethra of the players and then having a circle jerk. the first one to nut will feel immense pain once the cum reaches the rocks and sets them off. The Last to survive wins.

They played Cock Rocks at the party

by Vladcyka November 29, 2019

Cock muncher

Sibs

Sibs is a cock muncher

by Benjamin ridges December 1, 2019

gekko cock

Just about what you would expect a gekko cock to be. Frequently used by collegiate sailors for no apparent reason. The two words combine radiate a dangerously high level of crackhead energy.

I don’t know why MJ and Johnny always talk about gekko cocks.

Well, they are sailors so I’m not surprised tbh...

by Texas Toasties December 2, 2019