Hard faced Angie

Nurse with a rough usually masculine face, not usually nice or feminine. Typically single or single mom. Personality usually matches face. Loads of opinions and debt typically.

At the gym the hard faced Angie was noticing me. I was noticing her, we talked, and definitely not worth it.

by Phatpete June 13, 2024

Sour Cream Face

A term used to identify women from Eastern Europe, specifically Ukraine. Women with this face have the stereotypical facial attributes of a Ukrainian woman.

Even though Yaroslav is Ukrainian, he isn’t attracted to Sour Cream Face girls. Antonio is Italian and absolutely fetishizes Sour Cream Faces!

Check out that Sour Cream Face! She’s smokin’ hot!

by Pablo Pavlova September 25, 2022

face mask

The practice of busting onto your woman's face after getting horny on your spa day.

Yo girl lemme give you a face mask.

by Skywalker1213 April 14, 2021

stinging face fart

Girl sits on face farts directly up your nose sulfur burns sinuses eyes water may gag.

I was sleeping and some bitch gave me a stinging face fart.

by Dopeman 70 September 13, 2023

Fuck yourself in the face

Hahahahaha! I mean, you see how it's the best thing to say there, right?

Hym "Fuck yourself in the face! Classic me. Right up in that face. Heheheheh... Welp... Anyways... Kids are shit. Every time they die an angel gets an erection. If I control those biblically accurate angel drone, my plan to become God worked and I've effectively created a sort of future-self grandfather paradox where I am literally the Christian/Jewish God you worship. I am the flood that consumes the world. I am the fire and the fury that razes Sodom and Gomorrah. If my brain isn't infected and I'm instead becoming an immortal nanobot vampire... Dope. That's dope. We're going to have a lot of fun.... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

put face

To show up and make people feel like you want to be there, especially when you don't.

To put on a face.

It can mean 'to schmooze' in certain contexts.

I don't really want to go to this party, but I feel like I need to at least put face for an hour.

We're taking the clients out to dinner to put face and make them trust us.

by millamacmia March 30, 2017

Strait-not-face

Someone who does not not know how to spell “Straight”.

Person 1 typing: Ooh, he said that with a strait face.

Person 2 observing: Person 1 is a strait-not-face.

by Khourschet March 4, 2021