Dog Snot

When you blow your nose in a set of pussy lips.

Had a cold when I went down on your mom so I gave her a Dog Snot.

by Dingaroo December 2, 2020

Teddy-Any, Teddy-Bear, Teddy- Cat, And Teddy-Dog

Teddy-Any, Teddy-Bear, Teddy- Cat, And Teddy-Dog

Teddy-Any, Teddy-Bear, Teddy- Cat, And Teddy-Dog

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

National fuck your dog day

On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!

Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!

by AlecIsHot March 2, 2023

Dog pound

A ruff orgy of four or more dogs.

Dog owner 1: Dude, I always knew my cousin was a weirdo.
Dog owner 2: Why?
Dog owner 1: I caught him filming a dog pound with my dogs, dick in hand.
Dog owner 2: Ew, gross.

by Throwaway11 August 21, 2017

Straw Dog

Straw Dogs were used in Ancient China for ceremonies and once said ceremonies ended, were thrown away after their purpose was fulfilled. So, a Straw Dog would be someone who only serves to be used and is then forgotten or discarded. Not to be confused with Straw Man

Person A: I am a terrible person
Person B: Wow! Can I help?
Person A: I really don't care.
(In this scenario, person B would be a straw dog as they are being used with complete disregard. They are a straw dog.)

by Fr*nce hater January 6, 2024

Cunt Dog

An employer words for a person who wont help out

(Boss) Can you work Saturday (employee) Nah mate im busy(Boss) Your a deadset selfish cunt dog or a few people from urban dictionary who wont publish my meaning you people are cunt dogs

by Massapeal August 14, 2020

Dog Mo

A big chubby woman who is heartless and greedy.

My auntie is a Dog Mo

by Zwapp December 15, 2018