iowa hot pocket

A lizard that is a slizzard and it bites the males penis in half then the male lizard shares the half penis with his family

Hey mu lizard just had an Iowa hot pocket

by Fireslizzard July 27, 2016

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the hot cheeto

The hot cheeto is a sex practice where in one uses napalm as vaginal lube. A male's genitalia functions as the "cheeto" and the napalm gives it a fun little kick. Ergo; the hot cheeto.

"Yo man, me and my tinder date did the hot cheeto last night!"

"BRO! I bet that really spiced things up between you guys."

"I dont think so, she left right away."

by Snowstormbb December 14, 2020

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hot and dirty

When you are showering with your partner the morning after a night of drinking hazelnut latte beer, and you rip ass and lock the door.

James was fucked up last night on fancy hazelnut latte beers . He and his wife were in the shower the next morning when felt hot and dirty. He locked the door and proceeded to shart the most foul of demons from his arse.

by waahoooooo December 23, 2021

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