Me: Mum, you know what day it is..
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!
by Matildalover June 14, 2022

It is a national holiday on the 18th feb. This day on the 18th of february everyone who identifies as a paris. Yes even the Eiffel Tower haha silly me. Paris has to get bullied it’s just a fact.
Someone might say“oi paris you are so silly” and it would be fine because of the day it is. “haha as it’s national bully paris day it’s okay!”
by gae84393838 February 18, 2024

by Botboi03 January 19, 2020

December 4th is National Bite a Block of Cheese Day. Celebrate by buying a block of Extra Sharp Cheddar or Jack and chomp away.
"Skwindles just took a bite out of a cheese block."
"Wtf why?"
"It's National Bite a Block of Cheese Day, it's a requirement."
"Wtf why?"
"It's National Bite a Block of Cheese Day, it's a requirement."
by e6st December 4, 2020

by Business John G July 4, 2020

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by ssssiikmm3 March 14, 2023
