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win/win solution

A total bu**s**t course of action agreed upon by two or more parties; supposedly it comes with benefits for all concerned, but in reality the plan generally ends in disaster, often for everyone involved.
A classic case of a win/win solution "gone sour" --- literally --- would be when a commercial farming-outfit approaches a nearby cash-strapped community to ask if they can pay them some much-needed revenue to dump organic waste in an uninhabited area of the municipality... at first blush it may sound like a good deal, but of course what usually happens in reality is that said waste "stinks to high Heaven" so much that the townspeople angrily vote to close the dump-site, forcing the mega-farm to look elsewhere for a dumpsite, and obliging the town to pay astronomical sums to have the already-dumped waste carted off to be disposed of.
by QuacksO November 7, 2018
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Nah, I'd Win

The phrase "Nah, I'd win" refers to a frame in the manga series Jujutsu Kaisen (JJK) in Chapter 221 where the character Satoru Gojo says the phrase. The frame was re-translated by various manga sites like VIZ, changing it from "No" to "Nah, I'd win" to match a callback to Chapter 3. The phrase became an exploitable in late 2023, as meme creators recaptioned the speech bubble and replaced Gojo with different characters from JJK and elsewhere, referencing other anime, cartoons, and subcultures. The Nah I'd Win meme trended en masse on TikTok and Reddit, peaking in November 2023. Chapter 221 of Jujutsu Kaisen was released on April 23rd, 2023, on VIZ and other websites.
Friend: "Yo bro that guy looks pretty jacked are you sure you wouldnt lose?"
You: "Nah, I'd Win."
by Bozy Perozy February 14, 2024
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bi-winning

1. To be winning in multiple instances.
I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?
by jbyous April 18, 2011
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Nah, I'd win.

The best thing to say when you're in a situation where nobody believes you'd win but you believe you would.

Also said by my beautiful and glorious blue eyed king gojo.
Person 1: Bro are you sure? He's literally built like prime Mike Tyson and literally as fast as a fighter jet.

Person 2: Nah, I'd win.
by Modimodo May 7, 2024
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Winning

by CDZombie March 28, 2011
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Bi-winning

As made famous by Charlie Sheen when someone accused him of being bi-polar during his interview where he talked about being clean from drugs
"I'm not bi-polar, i'm bi-winning" - Charlie Sheen
by Mattsie March 21, 2011
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Win

"Damn is that Win"
by CrisTheWu November 24, 2021
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