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Unicorn Chaser

One who spends the remainder of their career, or vastly shortens a new one, chasing statistical aberrations under 1 in 10 million in occurrence.
Larry spent that last three months before retirement at the agency as a Unicorn Chaser, he dug through every single student loan debt over $1.5 million, found 87 that were post probate, 15 legally discharged for non compos, disability, otherwise, and 3 who were unavailable because they were locked up in foreign prisons.

The Indiana Zoophile study turned out to be the ultimate Unicorn Chaser exercise. After 5 years they found all of 200 people to interview, 135 of them turned out to be primarily into gay furry kink, 25 had severe delusions and mental illness, and the remainder were otherwise sane, productive, but oddly enough had romantic and sometimes physical relations with animals. The good news was, if they wanted to find a unicorn IRL, these people were perfect, because maybe 1 of them might have been trying to have sex with, or did have sex with one. ;)
by Michigan Escapee January 27, 2020
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Unicorn Lesbian

That rare creature, a homosexual female who is actual sexually attractive to heterosexuals (of either sex.)
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend's roommate is a lesbian!
Guy 2: Ew, is she butch?
Guy 1: No dude, she's a unicorn lesbian!
(high fives all around.)

The opposite of a bull dyke.
by 3bistfrinds July 25, 2012
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Purple Unicorn

When someone is talking about certain subject around friends and they slyly change the subject without notice.
Today I told my good friend Ivan that he was perfect and he quickly changed the subject.

Andre: Dude, Leah....Sebastian is annoying me. He's one confusing ass motherfucker.

Leah: So yeaaaa Lo.... a purple unicorn flew past my window and farted glitter.
by soccernigg88 September 27, 2009
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Black unicorn

Peter Rausch's penis. Its so small that you'll never see it. Just like you'll never see a black unicorn. all are make believe but they are almost always white. :)
Ashley: hey have you seen peters penis??!!

Me: no silly. its a black unicorn, remember?

Ashley: oh...right. my bad.
by Leo&Satan:) October 31, 2011
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Rainbow Unicorn

A rainbow unicorn represents a lively, vibrant man that's sexually attracted to other men, either gay or a it represents the gay man a couple wants to join them in some fun.
Omg Johnny is a total rainbow unicorn! Let's bring him home!
by RainbowSparkle22217 December 12, 2019
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Gym unicorn

A person that posts pictures "selfies" at the gym all the time and never actually works out. If they do pick up a weight its extremely rare like a unicorn. Often the only thing you see them working out is their fingers on their phone. They are the person that gives you dirty looks when you ask to use the equipment they are sitting on for their photo shoot.

Gym unicorns always talk about how fit they are and to check out their gains when there is nothing to check but their ego.

Expect these women to have perfect hair and makeup on.
Don't worry about the gym unicorn. Despite being here, its just a social media ploy to make her look good.

Uhhh she's such a gym unicorn, all she does is take selfies and brag about her non existent gains
by CurlsForTheGurls_HammerTime January 24, 2017
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dabbing unicorn

When a male with an erection makes the 'dabbing' motion while tea bagging another person.
I totally pulled a dabbing unicorn while she had my balls in her mouth.
by Shady Pad Thai May 16, 2018
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