fart suicide

When you very well know that what you are about to eat will cause massive farts, but you eat it anyway.

Eating these nachos is fart suicide.

by ghostofisis January 5, 2019

Suicide bomb

The exquisite art of Defecating on ones chest and wiping it up with pages of the Koran

Hey mbutu I’m so high I want to do a suicide bomb are you in

by Carne asodomy March 27, 2020

Suicide Vorest

Someone who wants to die by getting eaten

"Vorest." "Suicide Vorest." "I hate it." "I hate it so much why did I invent this thing?"

by CTWTurtle March 23, 2019

Suicide skip

A kangaroo in Australia when it's on the highway and stops and looks at your headlights

"oi watch it it's a fucking suicide skip fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" skkkkkkkkkkkkrt

by Thetrueblueozzie September 3, 2019

Suicide walrus

A suicide walrus is where you put 2 pencils up your nose (looking like a walrus ) and you slam your head onto the table . This is usually referred to in a school or work situation. It is used as a joke when your have something difficult you have to do or something you don't want to do .

Guy 1 "I have 2 tests tomorrow "
Guy 2 "jeez man that's sucks balls "
Guy 1 " imma just do a suicide walrus "

by Bean_b_b June 28, 2022

Sexual Suicide

When hitting a girl from the back, you get up close to her ear, and ever so quietly whisper “uhh like throwing a hotdog down a hallway”… then see how fast you die

Steve: I just can’t believe Joe’s dead
Bob: I know, and too Sexual Suicide

by Dr Domealittle June 17, 2021

suicidal cat

Someone who attempted suicide multiple times before they actually die. Similar to how a cat is known to have “nine lives.”

“She is a suicidal cat, she had tried to off herself at least 7 times and she’s still here.”

by westcoastpeach July 22, 2018