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fart squirrel

A black rodent with a white stripe down its body. It Releases a pheromone that smells like burning cannabis when threatened.
Oh no, we ran over a fart squirrel
by DistractedMatt November 14, 2015
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Mexican squirrel

The resort in Cancun was full of Mexican Squirrels.

Damn Mexican squirrel took my burrito!
by six_2midnight November 30, 2011
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Squirrel Day

The day that marks the end of Summer and the beginning of Fall. A squirrel is taken from its tree and placed in front of an acorn. If the squirrel takes the acorn it means that it is officially fall.
Did you hear that the squirrel took the acorn on Squirrel Day? That means it's OFFICIALLY fall!
by d_leigh August 27, 2010
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Bloody Squirrel

A drink (usually with alot of alcohol) that is REQUIRED to have a little of EVERYTHING in a particular refrigerator/freezer that is liquid and consumable without fear of killing the consumer.
Wow! Nate blew rainbow chunks after he drank the Bloody Squirrel
by Porky da Pigg December 9, 2008
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Dirt Squirrel

Similar to a Red Neck, a Dirt Squirrel is poor, uneducated and uncouth. The difference is Dirt Squirrel's have dirty necks and can't actually achieve a "red neck." More commonly found in the Rural southwest regions of the USA. Most notably being from Arizona. Dirt Squirrels rarely bathe. Often crooked teeth but always yellowish tartar build up and bad breath. Live in dirty, cluttered and over crowded conditions.
Look at those Dirt Squirrels over there Dirt Squirreling it up!
by wci2003 April 11, 2019
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squirrel gripping

The act of holding tightly ones nuts, usually for a long duration. Primarily associated with occurring during masturbation.
"Bob couldn't hold a hammer today after a long night of squirrel gripping."
by Homer Szechual January 8, 2012
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Hunting the squirrel

Last night I walked in on my girl watching porn and hunting the squirrel. I wasn't upset, I jumped right in!
by Chrypt November 8, 2017
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