Squirrel Cage

The anus, particularly of a man who is the passive partner in anal sex.
"Wow, I can't believe he managed to fit all ten inches of that thing in my squirrel cage!"
by adg3825 April 27, 2021
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squirrel gripping

The act of holding tightly ones nuts, usually for a long duration. Primarily associated with occurring during masturbation.
"Bob couldn't hold a hammer today after a long night of squirrel gripping."
by Homer Szechual December 21, 2011
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Squirrel Day

The day that marks the end of Summer and the beginning of Fall. A squirrel is taken from its tree and placed in front of an acorn. If the squirrel takes the acorn it means that it is officially fall.
Did you hear that the squirrel took the acorn on Squirrel Day? That means it's OFFICIALLY fall!
by d_leigh August 27, 2010
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fart squirrel

A black rodent with a white stripe down its body. It Releases a pheromone that smells like burning cannabis when threatened.
Oh no, we ran over a fart squirrel
by DistractedMatt September 30, 2015
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Bloody Squirrel

A drink (usually with alot of alcohol) that is REQUIRED to have a little of EVERYTHING in a particular refrigerator/freezer that is liquid and consumable without fear of killing the consumer.
Wow! Nate blew rainbow chunks after he drank the Bloody Squirrel
by Porky da Pigg January 18, 2007
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Hunting the squirrel

Last night I walked in on my girl watching porn and hunting the squirrel. I wasn't upset, I jumped right in!
by Chrypt November 07, 2017
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squirrel talk

(n): A topic of discussion that can not easily be relayed or understood by text message.

(v) -talking: 1. The act of trying to communicate by text message something that is too complicated to be explained in 160 characters.

2. Making up for the lack of characters by sending a continuous message that spans over multiple texts.
(n): Kate: "Want to hear my philosophy on life?"

Benjamin: "Save the squirrel talk for when we're in person."

(v): "My mom just got text messaging, and expects me to relay the events of my life daily. I CAN'T SPEND MY LIFE SQUIRREL TALKING TO THE TEXT MESSAGE INEPT!!!"
by Piqueaboo September 11, 2009
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