Seinfeld reference. When George can spot dimes from a distance but mistakes an onion for an apple when not wearing his glasses. Used when things don't make sense.
You're eating onions and spotting dimes, I dont know what's going on. Its total chaos.
by Stevez11 December 30, 2023
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boneless onion ring

Boneless Onion Ring - A term created by a piece of shit former NSW cocksmoker named Matty (The War Economy/Thanatos Theory). Describing mixed camo patterns and his poor taste in combining them. Think of a kid at the soda fountain dumping everything into a cup.
Show me your boneless onion rings bro! You should never mix M82 with AOR2, that's gay. Use all the camo patterns and be gay like me.
by YaBoyNotANig69 August 23, 2023
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Onion Turtle

When you are eating a delicious berry and an American Bullfrog jumps to eat the sweet fingers and you have to run away before you get too Slick
Guy 1: hey dude, how did you ever get an Onion Turtle?
Guy 7: fuck yeah dude, the burgers at that restaurant are so good
by Bullfrog738583 March 02, 2023
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onion mechanic

A suburban thug with an uptight name like Camden or Vaughn who still lives this his or her parents despite having graduated high school years ago.
Is he STILL going to high school parties? What an onion mechanic.
by mechanic police August 14, 2008
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i made the onion

lmao i make onions and the guy who gave her son an onion
lmao but seriously i made the onion and i make many onions so hmu for some onions
by who gave my son an onion November 03, 2019
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hairy onion

haha rhythm heaven reference very funny I’m laughing on the floor and crying
“hairy onion”
lmao
by the real baxter rhythm heaven December 22, 2022
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punched onion

"My girlfriend told me her sister gave her a punched onion with a cob of corn when she was 13. I need to call her sister."
by chudwilleatyourbaby October 23, 2018
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