except for Jeff

When a straight guy is sexually attracted to and/or banged another guy. But only ONE guy

Can't say no to Jeff

for all intents and purposes he is straight except for Jeff.

by Sickomonster June 12, 2024

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Jeff syndrome

When you ship a car worth nothing and freak out from the moment it gets picked up. You think that someone is trying to steal your car and you are very upset and confused that no one is updating you every second of the process.

man that guy suffers from Jeff Syndrome

by redmanrunning23 June 2, 2022

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Jeff

Jeff turns heads, in matter how you identify. He is a winner. Sometimes he sing, sometimes he plays trivia. Jeff is so smart he was born into Mensa. People ask where he bought his jeans, and assume he is in the military. His tattoos could be taken as a mean redneck, but somebody you don't want to make eye contact with on the street after 10pm. Don't play pool with Jeff. He might shoot off, but will always take your money. He is the cock of the walk and puts the “swag” in “swagger”.

Girl 1: Hey, did you see that guy doing a one-handed push-up?

Girl 2: That is Jeff, but people call him El Hefe.

Girl 1: That is legendary.

“The best preparation for tomorrow, is being Jeff today”.

by K2darizzle April 14, 2025

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Jeff

He is a guy who will use you,he is rich but people use him for his money.He is a Playboy but sadly no one likes him,a Jeff is usually short.

Jeff is a bitch

by Urhoe3000 July 12, 2019

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Jeff

Jeff is a sporty guy that only wears one specific name brand shirt. He is dedicated to his work but does not like change. He spazzes and relies on his network of dude bros, hockey and beer to get through the shitty nights. Jeff cant use an excel sheet for shit but he’a got a good heart and will retire or die at the company he is at.

Why you acting like a Jeff?

by Linkedin Weirdo November 23, 2021

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