State Farm switch

When you find out your husband IS fucking Jake from State Farm on the low.

Anna was fooled by the State Farm switch when she heard her husband asking if Jake from State Farm liked the way he sucked Jake’s dick. She always knew Jake was on the DL

by DVillan October 11, 2020

farming and grinding

doing the same thing over and over again

mother : Dillon, are you farming and grinding again? I mean in terms of coming home from school and playing computer games instead of doing homework, and then being disappointed about your grades?

Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because, we humans, are creatures of habit.

mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you, you either die off, or adapt, i.e try doing things differently, if i may put my rant in biological perspective for you. That's the moral of the fable for you for today.

by Sexydimma June 21, 2013

Bass Farming

Bass Farming (BASE FARMING) is a musical technique developed by Aaron Kent (aka DJ IOD) in 2010. The technique is a growing research project in finding musical bass reverb differentials (aka "IODS") that are generated as a by product of applying vibrations together in varying forms.

The music format is designed to find the new edges of tech music (mostly from a drum and bass, hardstyle approach)

Bass Farming is an example of this would be one sound being played plus another sound being played, and the listener experiencing a third new referenced sound.

by xirtamtech May 6, 2012

hankey farm

somewhere that you get caught fucking a girl

i was fucking my girl then it turned into a hankey farm when her dad walked in

by ballsweata6969 December 10, 2011

Old potato farming btard

Glenn Attridge

Glenn Attridge is an old potato farming btard

by Assridge November 16, 2011

orchard farm

Orchard Farm High School; where the only thing higher than the death count is the students.

Friend 1: “Don’t go in the bathrooms”.

Friend 2: “Why?”

Friend 1: “It’s Orchard Farm, someone was getting high. It smells like weed.”

Friend 2: “Oh okay.”

by insultedduck October 24, 2023

Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm

That Russian egg video made by Miroshka TV that has nearly 5 BILLION views.

“So, what do you wanna watch on YouTube today?”

“Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm.”

“AW HELL NAW”

“What’s wrong with that?”

“Who are you and what planet are you from”

by PBJelly6 October 24, 2023