beat a fag

To smoke a cigarette.

Skylar: Yo Chad, let's go beat a fag ;)
Chad: aha fuck dude, i'm not wanking you off
Skylar: nah man,get the fuck outta here, I mean let's go smoke a cig :D
Chad: Ooooh, okay man, fucking radical!

by proteinmoose March 18, 2014

Aelo Beats

Aelo Beats is a 16 year old Hip-Hop/Rap Music Producer.

Yo have you heard Alone By Aelo Beats?

Yea Bro it goes Hard!

by Keysz October 6, 2021

Beat the Heat

Someone that will forever be rembered for raising the standars and always will remain uncompetitive

No one can compete with her, she really Beat the Heat

by Jeffreywtsn December 26, 2021

beat braking

Braking your car to the beat of music while stopped at a red light.

Beat braking is fun but can ruin your car's brake system

by megan718 February 9, 2009

throw a beat

masturbating then ejaculating wildly. We picked it up on a trip to Utah, much to the suprise of many mormons. We believed it to be a classier version of "jacking off." It spread like wildfire.

"Matt, want to go down to the bar and grab a few 3-2 beers?"

"Nah, I think I'd rather watch Elizabeth Banks in 40 year old virgin and then throw a beat."

by Matt K. aka Doug Junior January 19, 2012

beat by the monkey

When someone in school gets such a low score on a multiple choice test that a monkey filling in random answers would have beaten them.

Deon: What the..? I got a 12% on my biology midterm!

Poindexter: Weren't there only 4 possible answers for each question? You should have gotten a 25% even if you guessed on every single one!

Deon: How can this be? How can I know LESS than nothing?

Poindexter: Haha, you got beat by the monkey.

by DeanAmine October 6, 2010

beat the willy

To jack off real good big fella

last night i beat the willy

by psychosis098 December 14, 2016