Dumpster Pump : To Pump Dumpsters
A phrase that was made popular by the alt right white nationalist with a 147 IQ known as Owen Benjamin. Owen has a large cult following of homosexual supporters who refer to themselves as bears who not only preach the bear lifestyle but also live it day to day. Their preference for large hairy gay men as well as being outcasts themselves, forced them to sneak around and perform sexual acts with other bears in discreet locations. This usually led them to pumping each other behind dumpsters of old crack motels. When asked what happens if there is a homeless man sleeping behind the dumpster Owen simply replied ' The more the merrier is logos'.
Owen being so hi IQ allowed him to discover that if you strap on a pair of roller skates before you pump, it provides you with a clean getaway once you spray the evil out. It also allows him to be able to just glide in with no lube.
Owen has been knighted Sir Pumper of Dumpsters by Tommy Robinson
A phrase that was made popular by the alt right white nationalist with a 147 IQ known as Owen Benjamin. Owen has a large cult following of homosexual supporters who refer to themselves as bears who not only preach the bear lifestyle but also live it day to day. Their preference for large hairy gay men as well as being outcasts themselves, forced them to sneak around and perform sexual acts with other bears in discreet locations. This usually led them to pumping each other behind dumpsters of old crack motels. When asked what happens if there is a homeless man sleeping behind the dumpster Owen simply replied ' The more the merrier is logos'.
Owen being so hi IQ allowed him to discover that if you strap on a pair of roller skates before you pump, it provides you with a clean getaway once you spray the evil out. It also allows him to be able to just glide in with no lube.
Owen has been knighted Sir Pumper of Dumpsters by Tommy Robinson
ex 1: I can't wait for the annual big bear meet up at the flat earth festival this year. There is going to be a lot of dumpster pumping going on.
ex 2:
Bear 1: 'Hi I'm a bear'
Bear 2: 'Me to...wanna pump?'
Bear 1:'Obviously'
Owen ' My dumpster is sore from all the pumping this weekend. Crowder came over'
ex 2:
Bear 1: 'Hi I'm a bear'
Bear 2: 'Me to...wanna pump?'
Bear 1:'Obviously'
Owen ' My dumpster is sore from all the pumping this weekend. Crowder came over'
by Teddy Spaghetti June 12, 2019
Get the Dumpster Pumpmug. BEST RAPPER EVER; DON'T ARGUE
by Chic fila November 15, 2017
Get the lil pumpmug. "she looks sexy with them red bottoms up her ass. i love them girls with the pumps in the bump "
"he loves girls with the pumps in the bump "
"he loves girls with the pumps in the bump "
by booobz886 August 30, 2017
Get the pumps in the bumpmug. by Ayham August 17, 2007
Get the pump fakemug. Going to the gym and doing an exercise at a higher weight than you'd planned simply because it was already on the bar and you're too lazy to change the plates.
The last guy left his plates on the bar after he finished. It's only 10 more pounds than I was going to do and I really don't feel like changing the plates. Fuck it, guess I'm pumping irony today.
by More_Libations June 4, 2015
Get the Pumping Ironymug. She's got the biggest pair of tits this side of the Aldgate Pump
or
He's the biggest asshole this side of the Aldgate Pump
or
He's the biggest asshole this side of the Aldgate Pump
by HarryTheBeast December 10, 2008
Get the Aldgate Pumpmug. by Sunshine_Skipper December 12, 2009
Get the Red pumpsmug.