owns my ass

Often used by fangirls to describe their love to their male-favorites whom they are attracted to.
"oh my god, Alex O'Loughlin is so hot! He owns my ass"
by istanalexoloughlinwithmyass April 03, 2018
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Post-Owned Car

A car for sale after having been previously owned
by Iamafox March 29, 2024
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Owns a gravel bike

Used to be a good mountain bike rider but has lost his or her bottle and bought a Gravel Bike. Initially just to "add some miles" but it has increasingly become a refuge from having to actually try at life. Could be literal or metaphorical.
by Bicycle guru June 22, 2022
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i own a vacuum

means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you
by mista>dave August 01, 2017
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Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups
Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you
by bit125 March 07, 2022
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The most recent installment in Ryan George's "The first guy" series on YouTube. Go watch all of them. They're funny. He's a fantastic comedian. He does "pitch meetings" which used to be on Screen Rant. Has a bunch of other skits. It's good. Check it out.
Hym "Hey, the first guy to own a nightclub! Hilarious! It's Chris! Look, Chris! It's you! Kill yourself you piece of shit! I revolutionized A.I. and you interview sophists and charlatans! Who is it that actually sucks! I get credit for even half of the things I've done and I immediately make more money then you will ever have in you life and if I don't get credit I'll stab some kids! No amount of improvement accomplishes for you what I've accomplished. Do it today! Kill yourself today! You're literally expendable! Kill yourself Chris!"
by Hym Iam February 07, 2024
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Own Cum

Own Cum - To masturbate and shoot a cumshot onto your face and/or in your own mouth.
My girlfriend caught me masturbating and as my punishment, she made me taste my own cum!
by Evo Zondo May 30, 2024
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