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Mind bum

A person with significant limitations in his mental abilities that is not aware of this fact himself and feels very satisfied with his/her life, often even acts as if he/she was superior to other people. Corporate setting is a natural habitat of mind bums. Outer appearance of a mind bum is similar to the you and me, you can only spot a true mind bum after working with him for a while. WARNING! Mind bums carry serious retardation that can be contagious and have ability to drag you down with them if you don't take precautions. The most effective ones are: ignoring the mind bum completely and .. well that's about it, any exposure to a mind bum can be deadly to you intellect.
Man, I feel so exhausted after this 2 hour meeting with these mind bums, I feel like my IQ has dropped 5 points at least.

Dave's dead, he committed suicide after these mind bums kept bombarding him with A4 page long e-mails asking the same question for half a year. I guess he never learned to ignore them.
by DepressiveDave July 13, 2012
mugGet the Mind bummug.

Bum shadow

The area beneath the bottom cheeks left white by a tanning machine due to the posture adopted by the sitter.
Look at that micro-bikini over there!" "Yes. Its so small you can see the bum shadow.
by aureliozen June 27, 2010
mugGet the Bum shadowmug.

Bum-Booty

An insult for someone who is giving bum-booty behavior
"You Bum-Booty", said Dameer.
by vntecorez February 1, 2023
mugGet the Bum-Bootymug.

Bum Milk

The act of drinking seamen out of a womans asshole after a man has ejaculated all of his goods into her.
Dayum gurllll! I just tasted the greatest bum milk from my lover Laquonda, I guess you can say I'm a lesbian and a fool for bum milk!
by Especially May 6, 2011
mugGet the Bum Milkmug.

butt bum

It's a poor person (bum), that takes (scabs) the last bit off the cigarette (butt) with a tiny bit of tobacco left in it that people usually drop on the ground once they are done with it.
''Ah man, got to work for the rest of the week and i'm broke as hell, i might have to be a butt bum for the week''
by adam096 December 21, 2009
mugGet the butt bummug.

bum technology

Any sort of tool, shelter, or device crafted from materials easily accessible to the homeless by a homeless person. An example would be a bench press constructed from two wooden crates, a slab of plywood, some rusty bike frames, and a large metal rod fitted with bags of sand or cinderblocks on either end.
"Is that homeless guy fishing with a stick and some pipe cleaners?"

"Yep. That's some serious bum technology"
by dudemanguybroface April 12, 2010
mugGet the bum technologymug.

bum lee

an anus that is filled with jello or pudding
bum lee was seen in the computer cluster
by J. B. Galloway July 31, 2008
mugGet the bum leemug.

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